kimberly guilfoyle
- cons —
- uses the horrible 3-name of kimberly guilfoyle newsom
- married to a mayor (san francisco)
- former prosecutor
- doesn’t wear her sexy glasses enough
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verdict: exceptional. nancy grace seems like a nice woman when she’s not whining like a prosecutor and hammering 
whoever happens to be a suspect (refusing to apologize for pointing fingers at suspects later cleared), but she can’t compare to kimberly guilfoyle. (explanatory detail i just learned about nancy grace: she decided to go into law after the murder of her fiancé.)
so, ms. whatever-you-want-to-call-yourself, here’s to ya. and no, i wouldn’t put up this many pictures of louis nizer, another legal person i admire.
March 13th, 2006 at 15:40
Kimberly Guilfoyle is the sexiest woman alive. If I was married to her, I would treat her like a queen. I would never let her get away, no matter what the distance. I would cherish her forever.
March 13th, 2006 at 15:56
i think her ex-husband said something like that years ago.
March 13th, 2006 at 19:00
It doesn’t matter if her ex-husband said that years ago. I would never be able to live without her. I would be so honored and proud to have her by my side. I would do whatever it took to keep her happy. You would have to be an idiot to let somebody of her caliber slip through your fingers.
March 13th, 2006 at 19:18
the friendliest, most beautiful woman in the world might turn into a living hell in close quarters, given enough time. that’s why i’m not dating kimberly guilfoyle. har har.
March 14th, 2006 at 21:53
I would date her anytime, anywhere. She would never be a living hell because she is already a goodess who rules heaven and earth. She is a woman to behold.
March 15th, 2006 at 01:41
she would loathe you.
March 15th, 2006 at 14:19
She wouldn’t loathe me! I wouldn’t give her a reason to. I would put her first. I wouldn’t allow anything else to get in the way.
March 15th, 2006 at 14:40
what reason would she have to like you? are you as powerful as she is? are you handsome? could you take care of her in her world, or would you expect her to finance your one-way love affair? could you afford even her cell phone bill? bet she lives in a nice place. you could mix with that? one of her normal dinners with friends probably costs a month’s rent for you.
a woman in her position would see somebody making such promises as you have been to be an undesirable bug. a scary bug. she not only wouldn’t want you as a boyfriend, she probably doesn’t want you as a fan, even as nice as she seems to be. i don’t see you looking at your fantasy from her point of view, which, because of her position in society, might be unfathomable to you or me. i can make some good guesses though; she would not be interested in your affection, undying or otherwise. once that hit you in the face good and hard, you probably wouldn’t like her so much. women get creeped out when people talk like you. i’ll assume, because i’m such a good guy, that you’re just kidding.
if you’re not though, let me know how it goes. i’m sure you can email her assistant’s assistant enough times that somebody’ll notice you — at least enough to call some cops on your ass. heh heh.
take it from a guy who’s been stalked twice; it sucks. nothing worse than some whacked out fuck who’s obsessed with you. the last one was a cute enough blond, and i couldn’t get far enough away from her — all because she was fucking obsessed with me. it’s disgusting. very unattractive. men and women want somebody they feel, primal like, is a catch. in the market of the sexes, there must be more than one party desiring the other a whole fucking bunch. needs to be a lot more than that.
nonetheless, i think i have the girl for you. tell her SaltyPig sent ya.
March 15th, 2006 at 15:03
Thank you for your advice, you sick scumbag!
March 15th, 2006 at 15:19
i’ll watch for you on the news, lover boy. just be careful about leaving your “love” poems and stuff at your double-wide before you leave for the big rendezvous. you psycho boys always fuck yourselves with the damned poems.
March 15th, 2006 at 16:18
Just because I’ve said nice things about her doesn’t make me a psycho! I’m not stupid enough to stalk her. You don’t even know how she would respond to what I have to say. How do you know she doesn’t need somebody to connect with her on an emotional level. Her ex-husband probably didn’t even do it at all! So what if I can’t afford her lifestyle? It’s what’s on the inside that counts, not the material things. You don’t even know me. I’m a good-hearted person, so why don’t you just keep your personal feelings to yourself!
March 15th, 2006 at 16:22
probably the best reason is because i own this property, asshole. now go back to your jerkoff mags. KG wouldn’t sell you a used airsick bag. get used to it.
March 15th, 2006 at 16:33
Thank you! I guess I’ll just go back to my life as you see it, all mighty king! I’m getting tired of playing at your level. You win! You should feel proud of yourself, messing with a person with a really low I.Q Signing off! Have a nice day!
March 19th, 2006 at 07:29
LOL, what an exchange…
Sorry, saw her for the first time on Fox today, and while I was attracted enough to look twice, I don’t find her that appealing. She has nothing on Rudi Bakhtiar or Robin Meade…..though they are tied to the Communist News Network (CNN)
BTW, she IS married, to the mayor of SF. Makes loads more money than he does, and according to the couple of Google’d articles, besides being a lawyer (ok, there might be a decent few), she also has no sense of discretion and could be an embarrassment in her behavior. So, Anonymous, looks (slightly more attractive than average) and a degree do NOT necessarily make for life happily ever after.
March 19th, 2006 at 07:54
nah, she’s not married. divorce official as of last month. that the best quickie google-job you can do? bring it. apparently, you didn’t even notice that this post states (accurately when written) that she was married to the mayor of san francisco.
BTW, i hope that you calling CNN the “Communist News Network” doesn’t mean you’re one of those dumbasses who thinks fox is worth a fuck. fox is probably more totalitarian than the usual socialist state cheerleader. and that’s damned bad.
March 26th, 2006 at 17:59
is kimberly divorced. i notice she is not using the guilfoyle any more.
March 27th, 2006 at 19:37
Kimberly Guilfoyle is one of the ugliest tv personalities around. She may have been blessed with talent, but not looks!
April 9th, 2006 at 20:57
Kimberly Guilfoyle is not a fit for FNC. She won’t last long.
April 9th, 2006 at 21:01
I hope your right. FNC should just buy her out and cut her loose.
April 11th, 2006 at 14:21
She claims to have good oral skills
http://www.meshsf.com/blogs/2004/11/gavin-and-kimberly-guilfoyle-newsom.html
April 11th, 2006 at 14:56
She claims to have good oral skills
ha! cool link. thanks.
April 22nd, 2006 at 20:42
I cant imagine what this woman looks like without makeup. Makeup hardly does her any justice. She needs as much makeup as possible. What I really think she needs a total face over!!!!!
April 23rd, 2006 at 03:50
I’d like to bend this hot little slut over and go to town on her for like an hour straight… just pumping and pumping away! I’d like to squeeze those juicy tits of her’s too while I’m jamming away on her from behind.
April 23rd, 2006 at 03:59
hey — i wouldn’t?
April 27th, 2006 at 23:16
This crazy bitch won’t last on fox as she is about as much off her fucking rocker as the homo Alex Baldwin
April 29th, 2006 at 20:31
WOULD LUV,2 SEE KIMBERLY & CINDY CRAWFORD GET IT ON,EVERY MAN’S ULTIMATE FANTASY!!!
April 29th, 2006 at 20:37
WHAT REALLY DRIVES ME NUT’S,ABOUT KIMBERLY.KILLER LOOK’S,BUT HER INTEL,MAKE’S HER A CREDIT TO HER GENDER!!!!
April 30th, 2006 at 05:22
Hi everyone
I think she is definitely a hotie. I only watch that fucked up news channel because of her. However I would like to see more of her, especially her rear. Fox really hit it big with this brick house. I remember seeing her as the mayors wife, I thought dam! you go one hell of a fucking tigar there. Then she left him and I though, well she had her own bullshit to sow upon the world.
April 30th, 2006 at 05:30
I wold like to marry a girl like her. She seems like she can run with the boys and kick some ass. I met this chick that looks like her at the Taco Bell. I said hi and she looked and said nothing, two days later she was at my place and I was plowing thru her like fucking butter! last time I seen this chick I really loved her pretty blouse, i though, shit she a fucking man in womans cloths. She was a lousy fuck and later told me “I like girls, don’t you.” Anyway the bitch is still crazy for me and if you want to fuck her I heard she is selling pussy out a motel down town.
April 30th, 2006 at 05:32
if you want to fuck her I heard she is selling pussy out a motel down town.
which motel is that?
April 30th, 2006 at 22:07
kimberly is without a
doubt one hot babe.I wish she would show more of her legs. She has very nice cleavage.With those nice lips i bet she can give one heck of a blow job.
April 30th, 2006 at 22:16
can you disgusting fuckers please clean it up? this is a classy woman we’re talking about. she shouldn’t be discussed purely as a piece of meat. she has a brain. let’s have some brain talk, huh? it’ll balance out the disgusting pervert shit.
May 1st, 2006 at 21:06
HAHAHA! She has a brain? Big Deal! Guys don’t marry women because of their brains! Kimberly is pretty. She seems to have some sort of ethnic look, but its hard to figure what ethnicity she is. Look, if she wasn’t pretty, she’d be a first grade teacher at your neighborhood elementary using those “brains”. But, since she’s pretty, shes been “movin on up”! An OBGYN friend told me that girls with big lips have really big lips in other places! What a thought!
May 3rd, 2006 at 20:28
she is a wonderful woman because she is married with a fantastic man. i wish them success.
May 3rd, 2006 at 20:31
i wish them success.
a little late, i think. or did she get remarried already?
May 12th, 2006 at 16:01
I already banged her dude…. she was good… and a dirty girl too.
May 12th, 2006 at 16:04
I already banged her dude…. she was good… and a dirty girl too.
oh yeah? name the two significant birthmarks under her panty line.
…or were you in the dark (of course)?
May 12th, 2006 at 16:33
Hey guys she is not married but not for long she will marry may 29th to Eric Villency from N.Y.C
May 12th, 2006 at 16:47
she will marry may 29th to Eric Villency from N.Y.C
this must be stopped!
May 12th, 2006 at 21:24
She is one ugly bitch! I would rather do Oprah Winfrey!
May 21st, 2006 at 21:49
I would never be able to live without her. I would be so honored and proud to have her by my side. I would do whatever it took to keep her happy.
Spineless.
May 25th, 2006 at 19:52
K.G. wouldn’t want you Mr. Spineless. Your probably some fuckin jitbag who likes to jerk himself off. She wouldn’t give you a second look dickhead!
May 26th, 2006 at 18:24
actually kimmie is a nice person who probabaly wouldn’t date you scumbags. i really don’t think my second cousin would like a spinless wimp or a complete pervert. she’s happily single and i really doubt she wants to date anyone right now. deal with it.
May 26th, 2006 at 20:51
Oh yeah, she’s your second cousin alright! Prove it, asshole!
I wouldn’t date her if she was the last woman on earth! Any other woman could beat her hands down! Your cousin is extremely ugly! There is no hope for her!
May 27th, 2006 at 21:33
Kim just married bill hemmer in barbados…
May 28th, 2006 at 18:05
not bill hemmer you goofball.. read up on your facts before you try looking smart
June 4th, 2006 at 04:24
I wouldn’t do Kimberly with a hogs willie. She is not hot, you must
be desperate.
June 4th, 2006 at 04:25
The fact is that Kimberly gave some guy named Bill a “hummer” in Barbados.
June 27th, 2006 at 20:50
Ever notice how her mouth and Steven Tyler’s look so similar? I think she is Steven Tyler en drague.
June 27th, 2006 at 20:51
I think she is Steven Tyler en drague.
that’s fucking gross.
July 10th, 2006 at 14:33
But she DOES resemble Liv Tyler enough to be her sister. Or is it that Liv resembles Kimberly? Whatever.
July 16th, 2006 at 04:15
She looks like a gorilla and has a terribly annoying voice. No wonder Gavin dumped her.
July 16th, 2006 at 04:36
yeah. i can see you turning her down, fabio.
July 22nd, 2006 at 16:23
The fact that you knuckleheads are on this site posting comments just proves you have no chance with her or probably any other chick.
July 23rd, 2006 at 08:55
This site really keeps me laughing. I hope the posts keep coming. By the way, the lineup has aired in 2 weeks! Hmmm…….
August 10th, 2006 at 15:23
I hope the lineup gets cancelled. That show sucks, and so does Kimberly!
August 10th, 2006 at 15:29
you’d pay $500 to lick sock lint from between her toes.
August 17th, 2006 at 16:53
You are all pathetic. I’d do her, but once I’d stuck it in all the holes a few times she would be just another worthless hole.
October 1st, 2006 at 21:09
KIMBERLY IS A SPIC FROM THE BARRIO. MISSION DISTRICT IN SAN FRANCISCO. HARDLY A CLASS ACT!
October 6th, 2006 at 15:35
Here’s the REAL story on Little Miss Guilfoyle. Everyone in San Francisco knows she is a classless social climber. In law school she dated ONLY the rich boys, regardless of whether they were worthwhile human beings. She was not allowed to talk during the dog mauling trial because she has no legal skills, so she sold out to court TV and Fox, where all you need is a little legal vocab and good hair. She recently attempted to challenge Alan Dershowitz on-air, on a legal point (completely erroneously) and showed her complete lack of intelligence. It was enough to make you cringe. She used Gavin, a devoted husband and great guy, as a stepping stone, then decided she was too good for small-town politics and bailed out to New York. She then got pregnant and engaged (in that order), within moments of her divorce, to another D-list, wannabe celebrity. She completely sucks. Any of you guys harboring illusions that she is a good person because of how she looks are sadly in need of a reality check. Beauty comes from within, and her inside is UGLY.
October 6th, 2006 at 18:40
The above posting is common knowledge in SF. Except: Kimberly was actually engaged to Villency 2 months after meeting him on a blind date, and 2 months BEFORE her divorce was final. When they got married in May, she was 5 months pregnant. She’s nothing but an aspiring gossip-column presence. SF is very, very glad she’s gone.
However, to the person that called her a Spic because she grew up in the Mission, has obviously no knowledge of the fact that some of the world’s most famous and expensive restaurants are in the same neighborhood, and the average price for a one-bedroom is $826,000. Moron.
October 30th, 2006 at 20:05
A friend of mine who is VERY connected in SF social scene said” “Kimberly is a Carpet Muncher”–do you know what that is? That’s right–she’s into women! So though you fellows might want to watch; she probably won’t be interested in letting you touch her. This is no BS. Do the math now on her current hubbie who was a “male model”–how many STRAIGHT male models have you heard of? Capisce? She’s a BEARD for gay guys.
October 31st, 2006 at 15:58
that actually makes sense to me. so gavin is queer and so is villency. she looks like a dyke, and had a field day at victorias secret. why are all you assholes so slow to pick up on the truth.. gavin is gay, villency is gay, kimby loves lezzies, so why are you all so fucking stupid. Is this a conspiracy.?
October 31st, 2006 at 19:30
hey assholes, if you can’t figure this out you all went to SF state along with Kimbelry…She is ” anonymous” get it? it’s a joke. She is writing the anony shit..what other person would be such a low IQ shit..no one is that stupid. And btw, no one talks like that, unless they are Mentally retarded. Or unless they are salty pig and he wants a sparring partner. either way, it’s made up and not real.
read it and jerk off.
October 31st, 2006 at 19:36
hey jack ass. you think cause you call yourself jack ass you are not one.’
you are one.
that’s why you call yourself salty pig.
pig. and you wrote those kg comments just to give yourself an audience. anonymouse is YOU.
wow.. you don’t owe me $185 but stop trying to act like you don’t have a split personality.
December 14th, 2006 at 23:29
Gavin is very cute; and he is single. Always has been, dig?
He is moving on and actually, was never devoted. So that’s that.
Stay tuned for more truth: something you san franciscan’s seems not to like.
love,
me
December 15th, 2006 at 00:37
I find it queer (“no pun intended”) that there has been no response to Gavin being Queer. I mean, are we all shy here? All this from a Salty Pig?
Well, why don’t you Californian’s just stop being so goody goody? If GAvin likes boys why doesn’t he say so? Why don’t you all make it OK?
What’s wrong with that?
love,
me
December 15th, 2006 at 01:54
All this from a Salty Pig?
that makes zippy sense. you SF fuckers are the ones obsessed with this thread. i’ve been done with it. the post was written long before she hit fox. she wasn’t very popular then, and i didn’t/don’t give a damn about her ex husband in any case. don’t even care much about her anymore since i don’t have TV. haven’t seen her in years.
December 16th, 2006 at 22:34
Ahh–”He doth protest too much”–
So sorry if this quote isn’t quite right, I only went to Stanford..not Harvard or Yale)
Anyway, don’t get your thong in a twist over it Salty Pig, cuz I think you’re sorta cute. Try a little decaf.
Petunia Pig
January 7th, 2007 at 22:40
i find her pretty…. would like to see more of her as well. is it true she was in victorias secret.. and if so is there any pictures anywhere?
January 13th, 2007 at 19:40
It was not Victorias it was vinny’s secret and it almost cost him a divorce
January 15th, 2007 at 21:32
too bad for vinny. beautiful woman…. any man with her is very lucky at least appearance wise. if she is psycho that a whole nother story..lol so i guess their are no pictures of her in lingerie anywhere… im sure they would be around.
February 3rd, 2007 at 00:08
Hey saltynutbag you faggy fuck… the bashing of the mentally challenged douchebag up top was a bit harsh, basement dwellers need dreams too ya know… I’m sure KGNV would fall for him in a jiffy popcorn bag second… not that I know anything or nothing and stuff… ya know… like you saltynutsack… check out my blog dickweed… it sucks pretty bad, kinda gay and stupid and… and… gay… like your daddy
Wink nod/ like ur ghey blogger blog thingy
April 16th, 2007 at 16:16
She’s so hot i’d lick her asshole, and trust me i wouldn’t do that to my current GF and she’s a 8/10.
April 26th, 2007 at 16:49
Without any doubt, everyone here would fuck her brains out, otherwise this thread wouldve been long dead.
July 21st, 2010 at 00:15
THIS IS BILL HEMMER. WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.