[Darcy DeMoss's] uncle Fred bought the crypt directly above Marilyn Monroe, and refused to sell it to Joe DiMaggio. Fred is now entombed there, face down per his dying request.
i wonder if he also specified, um, longitudinal orientation. anyway, don’t tell arnold; he might whip his pen out and start signing. ex post facto. (may as well.)
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