Army Having Difficulty Meeting Goals In Recruiting

this story brings to mind the classic beavis & butthead episode where they visit a recruiting office. when the recruiter walks over to the shelf to get a video to show the boys, you see a close-up of the shelf and his hand as he casually selects the tape marked “losers” (if i recall correctly). poor beavis and butthead.

they sign up, and the recruiter is happy to have more human waste to scrub toilets and die for whatever. until he reads the sigs: “Major Woody” and “Private Parts”.

2 Responses to “Army Having Difficulty Meeting Goals In Recruiting”

  1. Sunni Says:

    LOL!!!!!

  2. saltypig Says:

    yep. i found that almost as funny as watching Beavis and Butt-Head Do America in spanish, complete with the “heh heh… heh heh heh. yeah.” shtick.