somewhere, one lazy morning
soon to be a major motion picture:
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‘An Understanding’ BEDROOM JEMMY AND LEIGH ARE RELAXING IN BED, LOOKING STRAIGHT UP. LEIGH IS SNUGGLED INTO JEMMY’S SHOULDER, WITH HIS ARM AROUND HER. |
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JEMMY |
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| Well, baby — I’ve been thinking of going on a secret mission soon to infiltrate the warehouse. | ||
LEIGH |
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| You’re gonna what? | ||
JEMMY |
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| Infiltrate the warehouse. | ||
LEIGH |
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| Inf…what? | ||
JEMMY |
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| IN-FIL-TRATE. | ||
LEIGH |
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| Oh. (pause) I have something you can in-fil-trate. |
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JEMMY |
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| Yeah? what’s that? | ||
LEIGH |
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| Under the covers. | ||
JEMMY |
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| Is it bigger than a breadbox? | ||
LEIGH |
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| (laughing) I don’t think so. |
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| (A FEW MINUTES OF CONVERSATION LATER) | ||
LEIGH |
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| So are you gonna get me something to eat? | ||
JEMMY |
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| No. Shut up, you fucking… infiltration device. | ||
LEIGH |
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| “Infiltration Device” — I sound important! | ||