Blair: ‘God will be my judge on Iraq’

Tony Blair has proclaimed that God will judge whether he was right to send British troops to Iraq, echoing statements from his ally George Bush.

sorry, that was the punch line. but wouldn’t it be delicious if about 200 of the orphans, widows, and childless parents he helped create could get him in a room with protective plastic film on the floor, walls, and ceiling? or first he could be put on tour in iraq, so that anybody who wanted to could walk up and piss in his face while he’s chained down.

nah, don’t worry. “god will judge!” i’m gonna try that in court next time the state wants to lock me up (which will be soon, apparently).

“mr. hardman, you are accused of not submitting a tax return since 2002. how do you plead?”

“your honor… let me tell you a story. you see, when it was time to submit those ‘tax forms’ (according to the world you and a bunch of other inhuman paraquats pulled out of your asses), i happened upon a secret cubby hole and found lester the mouse beckoning to me. he whispered in my ear that the american people would be better off if we all refused to submit to your bullshit, and… well, who am i but a mortal? lester the mouse will be my judge, so you can take the goddamned day off. oh, and i fucked your wife this morning too. lester’s judging that as well, though i haven’t yet decided if he told me to do it, or i was just suddenly attracted to elderly hobags.”

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