OneClikk! technology
I am very pleased to announce that the IDIOT has been certified as the world’s first OneClikk! technology™ blog!
Without exception, every link you click on this board is guaranteed to have OneClikk!™ functionalityism. That’s right — for full-featured operation, simply click one time on any one link you desire! All links at the IDIOT are purpose-built with this exciting new feature.
OneClikk!™ technology is sure to spread quickly. Remember, however, that both the OneClikk!™ name and logo are proprietary, and subject to licensing should you be interested in adding this vital feature to your site. Please note as well that this requirement applies fully even should you desire to use only the spelling of this technology. The spelling is an integral part of OneClikk!™* Therefore, all infringement will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of cole slaw.
But enough legal mumbo jumbo. Take the new OneClikk!™ enabled IDIOT for a spin. Enjoy!
*the only part.