sarah silverman, i love you (smooch!)
recommended — my honey
been checking out my future imaginary wife’s videos at YouTube. if you, like me, were brought up having the folklore of jesus christ shoved forcibly in your face, you just might dig this vid as much as i do.
yeah, i’m the son of a preacher man, and my momma was the church pianist/organist. grew up in a church parking lot (literally), and spent at least two days a week listening to clueless, psychotic assholes drone on authoritatively about fantasies they didn’t know from deluxe shinola. by age 17 i’d been dragged to more piece o’ shit public self-flagellations than the average jimmy swaggert nazi has seen at 65.
and i could watch this video all day long, savoring my future imaginary wife’s balls. play on, my angel. mmmmmmmmmwhaaaaa!
click on the “play” triangle, and enjoy. click outside the play triangle to go to YouTube for it. if you’re on dial-up like me, hit pause (button in lower left corner) as soon as it starts loading, then go do something else. the YouTube player is stable, and you can play the vid smoothly once it’s downloaded.
are you a yes fan? me too. so whadja think? no, you can’t have her, fuckface.
lordy lordy — what a beauty. i almost wouldn’t care what she looks like.
[UPDATE: BTW, whoever directed that video shoot, you did a helluva job. if it was switched live, my hat's off. super tight work on an unusual, um, subject.]
April 19th, 2006 at 23:50
Thank you for introducing me to the deliciously lovely Ms. Silverman. Nice combination: a certain irreverence combined with a pure as Ivory soap appearance–gotta love that.
By the way, nice to see you’re up again after the hiatus. First time I’ve stumbled here in a long time, but it’s nice to know you’re still around and haven’t caved in to the “darker” forces.
April 20th, 2006 at 00:06
glad somebody else has discovered my future wife. but hands off!
thanks for the note.