NRA dweebs, this is how you do it
so i’m at a store tonight. it’s not busy. the cashier is nice, and i notice a female security guard hanging out behind me, waiting to talk to the cashier once i leave. the cashier says bye, and then the security guard. i turn to her and ask, “somebody take your gun?”
she laughed and said they even took her toothpicks. i asked if she’s a shooter. she said no.
“would you like to learn?”
she lit up instantly, like neon. apparently, she can get a promotion and carry if she gets proficient, but she’s working hard and doesn’t have enough money for official training. i told her i’d be happy to take her to a range and train her, no charge. then the cashier says, “hey, i want in on this!”
pretty funny. i now have a date with two beauties (both married, apparently, but WTF) to do something i truly love: teach people how to shoot safely, and remove all fear of handling guns.
sure, it’ll cost me cash for ammo and range fees. but that cash is doing something an NRA membership can’t. it’s going out to real people who’ve never shot, and encouraging them to become gun owners. fuck the politics; you gotta get the people.
May 5th, 2006 at 12:27
Bravo, Charley!
May 5th, 2006 at 14:29
That’s the way to do it…one at a time on the range!
May 5th, 2006 at 14:49
Outstanding! The gift that keeps on giving!