a chat on heroism
i think my readership is down to 2 now, so please pull up a chair and we’ll have a quick powwow.
these are tough times for the IDIOT. everywhere is competition — often from people who don’t habitually curse and bitch and whine (not overtly). well, i’m going to do something about it. i’ve noticed at some liberty web sites that it’s important to refer to other posters as “heroic”. or if somebody makes a good BBQ sandwich, for example, he would be heroic. and the sandwich is heroic. and when he takes a dump after eating one of his BBQ sandwiches, it is a heroic dump.
annnnnnnnn halibut!
these other blogs/sites have an unfair advantage, in that i cannot have somebody else post about me as the heroic saltypig. so here’s the new technique:
recognizing the inherent unfairness of my solo blogness, i will be sprinkling the H word liberally for a while, to buttress my reputation and attract readers attracted to the H bomb, er word.
this edict is issued by the heroic charley hardman, who, being saltypig, is also heroic when he’s saltypig, which is all the time. i am… annnnnnnnn heroic!
had a heroic beer yesterday. and recently (i don’t want to say when, because it’s a delicate matter), i jerked off all over myself with an heroic, robust come. TMI? TFS.
annnnnnnnnn heroic ToughFuckingShit.
July 31st, 2006 at 11:00
Just so you know, you have 3 vistors to your blog. I love you insight and the way you speak. It’s exactly the rude awakening people need now a days. I am proud to be an idiot reader.
Sorry that last line make me laugh everytime.
July 31st, 2006 at 11:01
Revised comments with correct grammar:
Just so you know, you have 3 vistors to your blog. I love your insight and the way you speak. It’s exactly the rude awakening people need now a days. I am proud to be an idiot reader.
Sorry that last line makes me laugh everytime.
July 31st, 2006 at 11:03
Make that four. I look forward to more heroic headlines.
July 31st, 2006 at 11:51
Make that five…now stop whining about have no readers. Another proud heroic idiot reader.
July 31st, 2006 at 16:18
aww, you guys! so nice of you to impersonate multiple people like that. you’re the two i was talking about! but thanks for trying to make me feel good. see you at dinner.
August 3rd, 2006 at 09:16
Well if that’s two, then I’m three.
Hey Damaged Justice, long time no see, er… read. I check your blog almost every day, but there’s rarely anything new there.
August 4th, 2006 at 12:46
as the first person who ever posted a commment on the saltypig blog, I hope I am one of the 2 mentioned. Pig, you are MY HERO
August 4th, 2006 at 15:05
i must say that i’m feeling more heroic than ever, you heroic bastards you. now go forth and do that thing you do.
August 7th, 2006 at 14:53
Ate a hero sandwich once. I guess it was heroic. Sure sank the submarine sandwich I had eaten earlier.