robot retards for AOL
by internet standards it’s somewhat stale info, but i just saw it: AOL Retention Manual, in full view.
if you want to gag, wretch, and generally get confirmation that there are boatloads of phony baloney assholes (and manipulatable freaks) in the world, give that AOL retention manual a quick spin. you’ll see horrid acronyms, the usual buzzshit speak (“Best Practices”), criminal double-talk, and a vast demonstration of believing one’s dreck.
the manual answers the question, “does the hell portrayed in Glengarry Glen Ross exist?”