the heroic visitors to this blog
i can’t guarantee that each person stopping by here eats BBQ, or buys a heroic product from a heroic somebody else, but… well, godDAMN but they’re heroic! can you feel it?
if you’re not heroic and you happened to stop by this blog by accident, don’t despair. it’s not hard to be heroic. and i don’t mean the sarcastic heroic — oh no! i mean the good, bubbly heroic — the paleoheroic heroic!
what you need to do, if you’re not yet heroic, is find some throwback or obscure product. then buy it. then, just to be sure it’s recorded, write about it. the real deal sealer is to get fired from your job for insisting on using the product, but that’s not necessary. the important part is to use BBQ sauce somewhere in there, but be sure to insist (from your ass) that a certain ingredient of the BBQ sauce is what makes BBQ sauce. or if you want to do the chicken-crossing-the-road heroic technique, insist that somebody was wrong who insisted a certain ingredient of BBQ is what makes BBQ sauce (it, “in fact”, ruins it!), then… yes, you got it — replace that with some ingredient that’s 1) hard to find, 2) no longer made, or 3) often not spelled the way some dude in southern georgia spelled it once by accident. oh, you’ll be heroic. trust me.
rehhhdddddddddy break!
February 6th, 2010 at 13:51
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