pick your nutjob
“It was just taking pine trees and just clipping them,” said Raymond Voegeli, a 37-year-old plumber whose truck was showered in flaming debris.
Eight people on the ground were injured, and some homes were damaged as debris rained drown. Authorities have said none of the injuries on the ground appeared to be life threatening.
~ the entire acknowledgment of victims amid a mult-paragraphed paean to the state from ABC “news”
reading about this “fallen angel” (bleh), one would never guess that there are at least hundreds of thousands who’d be extremely happy to fly with the blue angels professionally, a cushy gig we’re supposed to believe is “sacrifice” and “service”, same as with the astronaut dipshits.
it should never be ignored that the concept “injuries”, none of which “appeared to be life threatening” may include blindness, quadriplegia, castration, deafness, amputation, facial disfigurement, etc.
I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don’t want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.
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I also like the idea of not using paper napkins, which happen to be made from virgin wood and represent the height of wastefulness. I have designed a clothing line that has what’s called a “dining sleeve.” The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another “dining sleeve,” after usage. The design will offer the “diner” the convenience of wiping his mouth on his sleeve rather than throwing out yet another barely used paper product. I think this idea could also translate quite well to those suffering with an annoying head cold.~ sheryl crow’s coercive plans for her idea of nirvana (not yours)
better idea: three seashells.