salvation through don imus
well, it finally happened. this surreal don imus nonsense (nappy-headed hos), with the ultimate premise of whiny extortionists exposed in full clarity, has moved me to action. now, whenever i hear some dumb motherfucker (even dumber than imus, if you can believe it) arguing under the “logic” that people claiming to be black can’t be funned on for any black characteristics, i’m going to unleash “the n word!” as retribution, since it apparently riles people so much. here goes!
nigger!
there, you did it to yourselves, thin-skinned, dishonest, opportunistic racialists. oh, and BTW — calling somebody a nappy headed ho isn’t racist. racism is not any negative comment that happens to mention a racial trait.
now don’t make me say nigger again. grow some brains, you nappy-headed and straight-haired stupid motherfuckers. and don’t call me nasal-voiced, flat-assed, pointy-nosed, pale, or a shitty dancer! i’ll race card you into the previous century, jack, and i can do it too. al sharpton, race extortionist of the moment, dohn ghots nuffins ohhwwnmee.
i’m sorry; is that an imitation of an annoying way some dumbass fuckers who happen to have darker skin talk (when not being parroted and surpassed by whites)? is that out of bounds, or is it exactly in line with imitations of tight-assed whites sounding like industrial buzzers (not talking about me of course, since i sound like a younger barry white, with a little luthahh thrown in for style)?