‘deregulate’, ‘privatize’, and ‘me’
if you spend much time arguing with statists, you’ll often see two term-bombs of illogic dropped on your contention that liberty is superior. as i now note regularly, the correct primary answer to any such argument is to demand that statists show you how and why they have the right to own and control in any degree the lives of peaceful others. this raises another illogic bomb of statists (especially the moonbat type); sniffing their noses in the air, they proclaim to one another — and you, when you can get them to stick in an argument for more than 3 seconds — that “libertarians are selfish”. rather than engage them in the correct and lengthy refutation of this inane and normally fallacious ad hominem tool of evasion, adopt the unfortunate tactical habit of only using “i” and “me” when discussing what you can do to directly help others, and “you” and “peaceful others” or “him” when discussing the statist wannabe criminal and those against which he has no right to initiate force.
trust me, these stupid fucks consider any argument re government won if they hear you discussing at any significant length how statism affects you personally. to them you are but a cog in the wheel of “the greater good” for “society” (AKA everyone but you), and when you say your wealth should be yours to administer, in their “minds” that wealth is immediately spent solely on SUVs, boats, and other cool, “selfish” gizmos, or to hire armed guards to exploit the proletariat (not coincidentally, the very thing they advocate and support, though they’re usually blind to that reality). far as they’re concerned, there is no charity except that which flows from them and their wishes that your wealth be stolen for their supposedly good ends.
um… who’s “selfish” again?
yes, all argument’s killed immediately by concentrating on their nonexistent right to dominate others, which of course sometimes becomes achingly plain even to moonbats when reduced to the individual level (as in bastiat’s The Law). however, since voluntarists, sadly, have normally spent years researching and practicing utilitarian arguments, it can be fun to shove the utilitarian side up their gazoos once you’ve done the rights thing. it’s dangerous stuff, which must always give way to rights. but if you hit those waters, bear in mind the favored tactic of these creeps — pretending that liberty has been tried repeatedly and failed. to that end, nothing makes their false task easier than the bright stars of the statist gimmick closet: “deregulate” and “privatize”.
underlying all utilitarian argument from statists is the insane, unstated premise that government is perfection. almost every statist immediately attempts to show imperfection in liberty, using more illogic bombs from the gimmick arsenal such as “market failure” and “imperfect knowledge”. don’t let even the tar for that road be applied. of course liberty leads to imperfect results. there is no perfection in human interaction, so the only utilitarian question is how imperfect a thing is.
“deregulation” has long been the darling of pro-monopolist statists. shut that fucker down by requiring that if it’s to be used to describe a free market, it must mean the total elimination of regulation — not only in the specific field, but in others which might reasonably affect it. for example, the famous example of “deregulation” in the california energy “market” was simply re-regulation, composed in a way that guaranteed, by law, the failures which were then blamed on liberty and “unbridled” [whatever]. pure horse shit.
recently, “privatization” has been flung by the statist horde even more than “deregulation”. to the statist, if government thugs farm out some of their thuggery, whatever disaster thus brewed has been privatized. you gotta love the “logic” here, in that pretty much every government “program” is a disaster, but they give government a pass if any of those evil “capitalists” are involved. most of the time statists speak of privatization, the “capitalists” are genuinely evil, but that is simply because rather than being private and voluntary, they are government contractors. shut down all argument using “privatize” incorrectly by insisting that nothing in which government chooses, controls, or is otherwise in bed with a supposedly private company gets that blame gimmick “privatized”. sometimes even liberty advocates forget that private businesses are often just as fucked as government (even without government interference). the notable difference is that other businesses, if they are truly private, may be shut down peacefully simply by customer withdrawal. a private business must earn its pay every day, not sit with mouth open accepting government selected handouts of stolen wealth. any business not selected by, nor at the regular mercy of, non-government customers, is not private.
okay, i’m done with that. but isn’t it interesting the straining and groaning state lovers will employ to focus on everything but the dominant, glaring evil in the room? still baffles me, though i have a workable theory or two.
June 18th, 2007 at 16:36
I was driving home from lunch today when I received a phone call from a friend who wanted to respond to an e-mail in which I sent him a link to this along with an insistent plea to answer one and only one question: “Do you think that this couple, if killed by the government in the course of the events unfolding, will have been killed rightfully by the government?”
It was a yes or no question, and I pleaded, just pleaded in the e-mail to not try to answer the question any other way or to imagine that I wanted to debate any other angles or related issues, that that wasn’t what I was trying to accomplish. I simply wanted to know if he thought killing those people would be right or wrong.
“You’re a loon. You’re crazy, you’re on another level…” is what I heard coming out of the telephone following our mutual greetings.
It didn’t get any better from there. Somehow a simple yes or no answer to a simple question became a full-fledged argument concerning everything but the answer to that question. And somehow, although I was never allowed to really speak and give my views on anything aside from it being acknowledged that I was against the government and the use of coercion against peaceful people, this friend of mine seemed to know all about my views, as he proceeded to tell me “You think ____________” or “All you see is __________.”
Even when I did manage to steer him back towards the original question, I still couldn’t get a straight answer. I repeated the question and was told, “If that guy wants to get shot instead of just paying his taxes he is an idiot.” He might be an idiot, but that still didn’t answer my question of whether or not the man/couple would have been killed rightfully.
Somehow, though, I managed to learn something through it all– 1.) I learned that I am selfish. Because I am against the government, I am also against all people in the world and I am against interacting with all people in the world. I believe that I rely only on myself for everything, and that I did not suckle on my mother’s teat as a child or have anything provided to me by my father. 2.) I learned that laws should be followed by everyone because that’s fair. It “isn’t even worth [someone's] breath” to tackle the issue of whether taxation is right or not because everyone is supposed to pay taxes and when some people don’t that isn’t fair and fairness is what counts. Jews who managed to avoid the horrors of the holocaust are despicable people… it isn’t fair that they survived when others didn’t (also, I shouldn’t argue like that or use “word trickery” or phrase things in such a way that I trick or force people to give an answer I want). 3.) This is all a phase. The question of right and wrong and my devotion to liberty for everyone is a phase that I will grow out of, once I have some real life experience. I am too young to understand the usefulness of the government and all that it does to provide order and promote productivity. As my friend is 28, and I am 21 in a few days, I imagine I will be visiting your site within a few years, leaving messages telling you what a worthless, naive piece of trash you are. 4.) My argument is based off of some psychological issues I am not even aware of. Along with wanting to fuck my mother (just like everyone else), my upbringing in a well-off family is the main reason I think the way I do. Because I’ll always be provided for and never have to work if I don’t want to, and because my dad will always provide me with a place to live, my perspective is flawed and biased. What I imagine to be a logical argument is in fact simply an opinion based off my unique class interest. 6.) Finally, I should respect that my dad and grandparents and all people before me had to pay taxes and I shouldn’t resist that nor should I resist paying my own. If I do, I am just an idiot.
I hope you learned something after reading all of this, as well.
June 18th, 2007 at 16:39
I also learned I can’t count properly, or at least that I have trouble with numbers in sequential order :)
June 19th, 2007 at 11:37
brainwashing’s a powerful thing. i marvel at it many times a day.
March 21st, 2011 at 22:38
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