please join my campaign for free pussy

why a campaign for free pussy? because the goal of fedgoon legislation on that matter wouldn’t be any stupider or more illegal than what follows. and who couldn’t use some free pussy? or maybe i’ll write some laws that impose fines (or gas chamber!) on fast food restaurants who put salt packets in my carryout bag. i don’t like extra salt. down with unneeded, unwanted salt that eventually all comes out of “our” pockets. barnacles!

Emergency Petition Campaign for Cable Choice

I urgently need your help to STOP cable and satellite companies from making you pay for channels you do not watch… and – even worse - are full of offensive content that’s grossly inappropriate for children.

The Parents Television Council (PTC) is driving a massive nationwide grassroots campaign to provide families and viewers like you with Cable Choice.”

Cable Choice means giving cable and satellite subscribers the ability to take and pay for only the cable channels you want.

When you submit the Emergency Petition to Congress at right, you’ll be telling your two United States Senators and your Representative in the House that you agree with 78% of Americans who want to choose the cable channels they pay for one-by-one rather than having “tiers” of channels forced on them by the big cable providers…

…channels they never watch, some of which all too often provide outrageously offensive, vulgar content dangerously inappropriate for children!

Success or failure of our push for Cable Choice is hanging in the balance in Congress. And the future of Cable Choice could well be determined by the actions you and other Americans take now.

Click the SUBMIT button at right to “sign” your Emergency Petition and send it to your Senators and Representatives!

We must make sure our elected officials know that we demand Cable Choice NOW. So please – click the SUBMIT button to add your name to our Cable Choice Emergency Petition immediately.

Urgently,

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Brent Bozell Founder,
The Parents Television Council

almost scarier than that preposterous anti-liberty goon message is the retarded writing and format masturbation. get me 500 miles from any asshole stupid enough to get behind that shit.

2 Responses to “please join my campaign for free pussy”

  1. TAYLOR Says:

    what happened to the world when people confused “force” with “choice” and “choice” with “force”?

  2. saltypig Says:

    brent bozell.

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