the IDIOT

no need to create it; a “liberty” scammer has spelled one out clearly enough:

Flash Forward… It’s January 21, 2009. Your phone rings. Your significant spouse of the opposite sex gets the call and tells you President Ron Paul is on the phone, and he wants to speak with You.

After the pleasant greeting you would expect from the victorious candidate you supported from the moment you knew of his campaign, he drops the bomb: He wants you to perform the duties of X in his new administration. He expects a Major Exodus from Washington and he is looking for qualified people to fill the few positions that will remain; those very few that are authorized by the Constitution.

The transition has begun.

oh yes it has! excuse me while i jizz all over my spankin’ new fedgoon all-access pass.

Many "non-essential government workers" are already headed for early retirement, rehabilitation, or Club Fed.

the new definition of “non-essential government worker”? anybody who’s not a paulist. why? because only paulists can deliver,

• Traffic moving briskly around the DC Beltway
• Real estate prices in the surrounding communities beginning to decline to match the rest of the country
• Possibility of getting an English speaking cab driver [oh thank gods for that! (searching furtively through the US constitution for the even indirect bit giving the emperor control over the language(s) spoken by DC cab drivers)]
• Scaled back foreign embassies
• Foreign aid set to be cut off completely — forever [OMG, forever! gimme dat ol' crimson permanent assurance!]
• The blessings of unhampered robust international commerce
• “Our government” returned to its lawful size and place

get on board, brother, because

We all have one year to get up to speed – to learn how to think American again – to remember something most of us were never taught – and certainly not by example.

What will ultimately be left for the government to do? Now you must discern – and you must be able to articulate it to others. How well are you prepared? This is a question we should all contemplate every day as we approach the inception of the Ron Paul Administration.

wish i could participate, but first i’ll need to unstick these eyelids that i just glued shut with a spontaneous whomping semen ejaculation to end all semen ejaculations. OMG! i’m so psyched.

but there are serious philosophical questions to answer before “we” reach the promised land.

How do we get back to the beginning? Where is the beginning? What do we want from government? What do we expect? What are we willing to give up? What will we all gain?

yes, quite.

The only lawful function of government is the protection of life and property. This is the starting point and the ending point. Whenever government does more than protect life and property it exceeds its lawful purpose.

insert huge caveat where you may be threatened with the worst goonery for not paying the instant asshole’s new salary and those of all his “lawful function of government” brother hooligans. but he’s your protector, so pull out your wallet, bitch.

is the absurdity of the paulist position beginning to sink in? these fuckers don’t disavow tyranny except via posturing. the author’s not talking about an unpaid or voluntarily paid peaceful position. he’s talking about you getting your fucking head knocked in unless you cooperate. he’s a goddamned collectivist masquerading as a voluntarist. in other words, he’s a paulist. but he does have the answer: putting a gun to his sanctimoniously criminal head and wiping him from the earth:

We must all comprehend the seminal essence of tyranny – so we can spot it and stamp it out whenever it raises its ugly head.

perfect finish to a wannabe thug’s resume.

BTW, if you ever need a shortcut to what LRC authors are embarrassments to shameless trash, a “copyright” notice in his name, and disgusting whore links to a site where he’s described as — oh i dunno — “a distinguished writer and speaker” who’s “authored several educational materials” (“available from”, shocker, his site) and is “available to speak at public and private events” (pretend for a moment the subject of the puffy ostensible accolade wasn’t sitting underweared at his kitchen table klunking out that saccharine horse shit about himself), compose good odds that you should look elsewhere for spiritual/factual edification.

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