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Ron Paul To Write His Memoirs!
Posted by Lew Rockwell at July 22, 2008 08:33 AM
After the huge success of Ron’s The Revolution: A Manifesto, he’s signed a contract to write his autobiography with Grand Central Books, the same publisher. According to the NY Observer, GCB paid a “major sum,” and rightly so. But N.B.: The Revolution: A Memoir is only the publisher’s working title.
skip to the real RP memoirs that the worshipers ignore so hard it’s almost funny. goes a little something like this:
1935, i was born, then i did a bunch of stuff, including striving for and receiving certification by a medical guild in league with nearly every official criminal syndicate in the US, then allowing myself to be enslaved for pay, patching up gook killers. good experience.1979, i sucked on the tax victimizing teat of the US official criminal gang, $57,500+ (unadjusted).
1980, i sucked on the tax victimizing teat of the US official criminal gang, $60,663+ (unadjusted).
[don't get bored; keep reading! gets better with repetition.]
1981, i sucked on the tax victimizing teat of the US official criminal gang, $60,663+ (unadjusted).
1982, i sucked on the tax victimizing teat of the US official criminal gang, $60,663+ (unadjusted).
1983, i sucked on the tax victimizing teat of the US official criminal gang, $69,800+ (unadjusted).
1984, i sucked on the tax victimizing teat of the US official criminal gang, $72,600+ (unadjusted).
1997, i sucked on the tax victimizing teat of the US official criminal gang, $133,600+ (unadjusted).
1998, i sucked on the tax victimizing teat of the US official criminal gang, $136,700+ (unadjusted).
1999, i sucked on the tax victimizing teat of the US official criminal gang, $136,700+ (unadjusted).
2000, i sucked on the tax victimizing teat of the US official criminal gang, $141,300+ (unadjusted).
2001, i sucked on the tax victimizing teat of the US official criminal gang, $145,100+ (unadjusted).
2002, i sucked on the tax victimizing teat of the US official criminal gang, $150,000+ (unadjusted).
2003, i sucked on the tax victimizing teat of the US official criminal gang, $154,700+ (unadjusted).
2004, i sucked on the tax victimizing teat of the US official criminal gang, $158,100+ (unadjusted).
2005, i sucked on the tax victimizing teat of the US official criminal gang, $162,100+ (unadjusted).
2006, i sucked on the tax victimizing teat of the US official criminal gang, $165,200+ (unadjusted).
2007, i sucked on the tax victimizing teat of the US official criminal gang, $165,200+ (unadjusted).
2008, i’m sucking on the tax victimizing teat of the US official criminal gang, $165,200+, and have made a killing sucking coerced money (via threats from my crime gang — oh, you thought i wasn’t a member of the US official crime gang? hahahahaha!) away from fools in the hope that my next block of suck-suck-sucking on the syndicate teat would be a four-year, not two, though i’d have let the collective fool-slaves keep their piddly annual $400,000. this time. i woulda! seriously.
epilog
throughout and despite this long career of plunder (far exceeding 3-million 2008 dollars), i have been lauded by the “liberty” community, supposedly in the name of not plundering. i’ve had a sweet ride, and it just keeps getting better. thank fucking christ people are goddamned stupid, and that in their haste to dismantle tyranny they turned to a tyrant with a message. amen. oh, and here’s a cookie recipe, butt morons. blow it out your pussified asses. you’re even bigger pussies than i am!life is good yapping about peace on a violence-ridden dime.
November 19th, 2010 at 03:25
[...] as with SM oliva highlighting “justice department” worm carl shapiro speaking convivially with the american bar association (a cartel) on the evils of cartels, do not ignore that lew is praising for his denunciation of official, i.e., exceptional, criminals a man who for decades has placed himself and his family above your interests — actively, rudely, violently. [...]