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local6.com/news/:

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. — A police lieutenant in Daytona Beach was fired over accusations that he threatened slower emergency response times if he was not given complimentary specialty Starbucks coffee drinks.

dem pigs, dey luvs dem suhm starbucks. i should know.

An internal police investigation found that Daytona Lt. Major Garvin received free coffee for about two years from a city Starbucks coffee store.

However, when recently denied free coffee from new management, Garvin allegedly told managers that he could change the police department’s response time if they refuse to give him complimentary drinks.

Garvin is accused of saying, “If something happens, either we can respond really fast or we could respond really slow. I’ve been coming here for years and I’ve been getting whatever I want. I’m the difference between you getting a two-minute response time, if you needed a little help, or a 15 minutes response time.” [...]

this intimidation through implication shit is a staple of the coercive pigs. they’re liars and buffoons. oh, and they carry guns and a license to ill. enjoy!

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