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apple slam of the decade?

i’m no “microsoft or die” fanboy, but i also know that apple laptops don’t do shit for me and my keyboard-shortcut-heavy ways. so i dig this money quote from an article about microsoft’s new laptop-shopper ads:

Not everyone wants a machine that’s been washed with unicorn tears.
 ~david webster, microsoft general manager for brand marketing

somewhere an apple bitch-boy is crying.

i admit freely, however, that unwrapping a new iPod is nearly a sexual experience, and that if the NSA blowjobbers weren’t involved with the iPhone i’d have bought one long ago.

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Posted 20090410 04:50 under microsoft, TV. Follow responses through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

2 Responses to “apple slam of the decade?”

  1. the IDIOT » the dimwit steffy P cantsellya Says:
    April 6th, 2010 at 21:48

    [...] the same property, unless you’re an “intellectual property” lawyer. sounds like a unicorn tears [...]

  2. the IDIOT » sopping unicorn tears Says:
    September 1st, 2011 at 08:46

    [...] that many apple fanboys and fangirls are vibrating turds, i’ve enjoyed others alluding to that truth, but after having the temporary use of an iPod touch, i’m embarrassed how shitty it makes [...]

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