apple slam of the decade?
i’m no “microsoft or die” fanboy, but i also know that apple laptops don’t do shit for me and my keyboard-shortcut-heavy ways. so i dig this money quote from an article about microsoft’s new laptop-shopper ads:
Not everyone wants a machine that’s been washed with unicorn tears.
~david webster, microsoft general manager for brand marketing
somewhere an apple bitch-boy is crying.
i admit freely, however, that unwrapping a new iPod is nearly a sexual experience, and that if the NSA blowjobbers weren’t involved with the iPhone i’d have bought one long ago.
April 6th, 2010 at 21:48
[...] the same property, unless you’re an “intellectual property” lawyer. sounds like a unicorn tears [...]
September 1st, 2011 at 08:46
[...] that many apple fanboys and fangirls are vibrating turds, i’ve enjoyed others alluding to that truth, but after having the temporary use of an iPod touch, i’m embarrassed how shitty it makes [...]