get your PG-13 porn
fellow connoisseurs of the feminine aspect should have a look at Whip It — perhaps better titled Tosser’s Paradise.
throw away your loathing of Juno and bask in the eminently luscious creaminess of one ellen page and her sisters of perpetual ass parade. there’s a good reason men pay to watch women execute roller derby.
though the movie’s defective, director drew barrymore did it right on many parts, including the tasty camera action on the derby rink, and what may be the perfect movie role for pro buffoon jimmy fallon.