Kick-Ass
you’re not going to see this movie? WTF’s wrong with you?
[update 20100505
uh… never mind. the hit-girl parts ruled, but that was about it. way to ruin a potentially killer movie, assholes. the relentless shitty script-in-hand style narration was enough to cause apoplexy. bad enough that the text of the narration blew; you have that joke actor reading it? c'mon. so bad. so high-school bad. apparently, there are actors who can sound okay spitting out memorized lines, but reading them? wow. did i say this sucked yet? fuck you, matthew vaughn, jane goldman, and aaron johnson. fuck you to hell.]

May 9th, 2010 at 06:10
[...] was something i was overlooking about chloë moretz, who played hit-girl in the piffled mess Kick-Ass. just figured it out when i fired up To Kill a Mockingbird and remembered one of my favorite young [...]