LRC discovers razor training wheels

whoopeee — it’s the “paleo-shaving revolution“!

um, yeah… let the world know when you pussies get down to a real shave. articles and posts praising the supposed pinnacle of purity and efficacy via a safety razor? please. toss the “real men regularly read bullshit articles about how to be a ‘man’” links and trade in those big-talkin’ flowered panties for a <$35 vintage ride that’s lasted 70+ years and still rarely needs sharpening. don’t talk paleo, bitch; be paleo.

shaving superiority, new and pricey version

eBay’s flooded with proven quality razors for peanuts. some research, a little practice, $40 in accessories, and — soap aside — you’ve the shaving thing permanently covered, in supreme style. and if here and there you accumulate a frazzled 7-day beard, enjoy booting those pain-in-the-ass clogged shavers toward the dump. straight razors don’t clog; they rinse like the wind, and with a paper towel or two don’t even need a sink for flawless operation and cleanup. some things haven’t been improved yet.

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