schlobama, ‘smart as a whip’
rhetorical hack roger simon:
I am not saying Obama is not smart; he is as smart as a whip.
at a party last year a woman and her husband asserted to me, more as received preface, “obama is super intelligent.”
huh? my ready reply: “name something significant he’s done that evinces superior intelligence.”
::silence::
pretty obvious to the more colorblind that the groupthink postulate of schlobama’s brilliance is racist. what they mean is that he doesn’t talk like a nigger — er, an “N-word” (bleh) — and isn’t that admirable as hell. i’d be hard pressed to place schlobama’s intelligence much above l’emperor bush’s, though his narcissism/sociopathy scores blow the self-absorbed unempathic texas dullard into at least the mesosphere.
smart as a whip? fuck you. you know dick. he’s a blundering psychotic — one about which i was assured by an earnest chimp last year, “he’s more than qualified to run the economy.”
morons, nobody is qualified to “run the economy”. grow a ball. half a ball!