911 is a phone number, lemmings
i consciously steer away from spelling/grammar/pronunciation nitpicking when it has no bearing, but there are some cases that might be useful indicators of the general inferiority of a man. perhaps top on my list is the disgusting penchant of people to adopt trendy loser exceptions for no clear reason beyond ignorant slovenliness. some examples:saddam
this practice o' tools was apparently begun by king george I. what are supposed liberty advocates doing using his git talk? yes, i've read the supposed defenses of this lunacy. they're wrong. the last name of saddam hussein is hussein, regardless of derivation. why make an exception for this one fucker? to imitate mindlessly. and no, nobody was confusing your hussein with king hussein. ever.
could care less
the classic lazy swipe of the unobservant. if you can't parse english beyond this inaccurate level, find another language. the meaning intended with most uses of the foolish imitation? "couldn't care less", of course.
"exscape"
probably half the people using this inane pronunciation readily criticize blacks for "axe" (v. "ask").
committed suicide
the 6-syllable dipshit way to avoid saying "killed himself". he fucking killed himself. say it.
911
this one baffles the shit outta me. stop calling 9/11 "911", ya goddamned asswipe followers.
Labels: government dumb
posted by saltypig @ 14:32
LOL
pun intended :^)
Have to think about that while I drink some "exspresso."
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