20071004

mike huckabee or barrel of monkeys? you pick.

another sign of the apocalypse:
[...] Paul barely registers in polls of Republican voters, a sign of low name recognition nationally. Since he entered the campaign, he has operated with little media attention, getting the spotlight only during debates. But that has been enough to attract an avid Internet following.

Benton said most of Paul's money has come from online contributions. He said the donations had placed a strain on the relatively small campaign staff, which was trying to keep up with the accounting challenge.

Meanwhile, Republican Mike Huckabee was expected to report raising about $1 million for the quarter, according to a Republican familiar with his fundraising. Huckabee, the former governor of Arkansas, had been considered the most likely candidate to emerge from the back of the Republican field because of his charismatic appeal. [...]
mike huckabee, "charismatic appeal"? if you're a retard with no human perception, i guess. every public appearance i've witnessed of that mudstick (around 10, i guess), he's the most painfully awkward dipshit in the room. he is not funny, yet pretends otherwise. his politics suck turds, and his rhetoric, bereft of charm, can't bridge the gap.

but here's what really pisses me off. much as i loathe ron paul, name one single prominent politician in the last 30 years with his direct, facile genuineness. yeah, i know he has verbal tics out the ass, and grows whiny-strident facing "debate" time constraints, but given that humor and charisma are inextricably welded to tossing insecurity shell layers out the window, it's not surprising he's the most charismatic guy running for president (assuming you're not a robot with an inadequate CPU). and what does he get from the MSM and the stalin/trotsky (AKA democrat/republican) set? "fringe". "isolationist". "nutty". "oddball". "unhinged". "wacky".

and this abject loser dipshit mike huckabee gets handed, so undeservedly, a ticket for qualities he doesn't, and never will, carry. i may see this disconnect every day, but i'm not sure i'll ever understand it. same with jizzliani. how the fuck can anyone even calling himself a republican — as lost as that term's become — root for that commie wannabe overly-enthusiastic-cross-dresser narcissistic "where's the makeup trailer" criminal?

i am, as usual, ashamed to be on this rock with such shallow, unobservant, indiscriminating, dishonorable fools.

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At 04 October, 2007 09:26, Blogger TAYLOR said...

Forget "Charisma," the label I always find most hilarious as it gets thrown around is "front-runner."

Okay, now I know that this is "horse race" jargon but fuck, it's like whoever gets that arbitrary label thrown at them, that's who deserves the respect.

And as early as THIS particular campaign season started, there were journalists and "experts" throwing out the "front-runner" label to their favored candidate, like no one would notice that no fund-raising or poll-taking (neither of which the results mean anything anyway) had taken place yet.

Ever read Maddox's "Who Would Make A Better President- George Bush or a Box of Tic-Tacs?" That's a good one: http://maddox.xmission.com search the page if you care to.

 
At 04 October, 2007 10:30, Blogger saltypig said...

i'd like very much for the MSM to shut up and wait to die.

Ever read Maddox's

just did. i like the "Just sits there" attribute.

 

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