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'under wraps'

A sheriff's deputy shot and killed six people in Crandon, Wisconsin, early Sunday before dying himself under circumstances that remain under wraps, the town's police chief said. [more]
of course it's under wraps. who'da thunk that one sheriff's department would need six throwdown guns on short notice? jesus christ. they're only human, for crying out loud.

please, members of the crandon community, the official goon squad needs your ratty revolvers, ammo, and a couple of working dremel tools. contact forest county sheriff keith van cleve. oh, and writers of serviceable untenable bullshit are invited to stop by and leave a pertinent sample of your wares.

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posted by saltypig @ 00:51