Sinucleanse, Sinus Relief! LOTS OF SNOT
recommendedi've seen many thousands of internet vids, and this — this is one of the best. brace yourself.
if those girls, and that camera girl, would make a feature length vid and release it in theaters, i'd be right there. i think i laughed harder than they did. chemistry's an overused word, but true here. also takes a lot of balls to put yourself on the internet with snot flowing into and around your mouth. but then you can do almost anything when you look like these honeys.
anyway, it seems like a cool product for when the time is right. sinucleanse. i dig that the manufacturer didn't try to play it coy in their promo/instruction vids; they have models shoving that thing right up nose, dripping out into the sink. no snot in the official vids though, which really sucks.
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posted by saltypig @ 03:49
First of all, I need this stuff. I have some kind of sinus problem where one of my nostrils is always plugged, no matter what I do. This looks like just the trick.
Secondly, I don't care how hard chicks try to act hot at clubs and bars, I think we can safely assume that all college age women have done something like this in the "privacy" of their dorm rooms, with their giggly friends, and only few have the gall to film it.
Finally, this reminded me of one of The Office Christmas episodes in which Jim gets Pam a teapot for secret Santa filled with little inside joke gifts. Michael gets pissed off at his crappy hand-knit oven mitt gift from Phyllis so he institutes "Yankee swap," and Dwight ends up getting the teapot Jim meant for Pam to have. Dwight then proceeds to demonstrate how the teapot would serve as the perfect cold remedy, by pouring warm water into one nostril to clear the sinuses.
Joy.
i'd like to try it sometime, but i have this wacky theory that the more i rely on extraordinary external remedy, the more my body will demand of it. it's one reason i tend to avoid artificial tears, though after long bicycle rides they damned sure make my eyes feel better fast. i don't want to make them a habit though. whatyda think? do things like that train your body to take a break and maybe make the problem worse?
if it were something major (like the problem you described) i probably wouldn't hesitate, but when i can get around it without clear harm, i do.
you recognize, however, that if you adopt this tactic, you'll basically be douching regularly?
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