20080104

disgusting lemmings look to iowa

most every day i wake up, the first thing i ask myself is how i ended up stuck on this rock with such fools. that's not a joke, BTW. so it's difficult to find subjects or incidents that pop the disgust ceiling, but... have you taken a moment to sit back and observe this caucus baloney semi-objectively? not even as a martian, but just as someone who grew up listening to "will of the people" folderol. this iowa-style tripe nearly everyone adores and accepts is terrible according to their precepts.

forget voluntarism for a moment, and simply look at it as an american idealist buying into all that "republic" twattery. in an area composed of hundreds of millions of voting-age people, some infatuated loons from iowa have a crazy hold over the rest of the political process that it seems nearly everyone buys into. cunt hillary clinton got a mild 3rd place last night among this group of nondescriptos likely not anywhere close to representative of the voting population of the US, and people are already talking as though she's been defeated. WTF? sure, it's the usual bet-hedging ball of nothingness all these fuckers play when they're trying to pretend they have crystal balls, but even given the stupidity of the average american tool, this is crackers material. same with ron paul. though i scoff at the over-the-top LRC flip-flops, "insider" analysis, predictions, and perpetual apologia on poll baloney, nobody knows. the point though is that no one should take these individual state results seriously, regardless of the order. it's that order thing that blows major chunk. just the fighting to be the first... c'mon. can you people leave childhood already? is there no intelligent restraint?

since i'm morally prohibited from voting — never have, never will — i've generally not given a damn about what goes on in these massively supported rapes of the ideal of mobocracy. tracking this ron paul nonsense, however, i was curious what a caucus is, and how it works. have you ever read about this procedure for the iowa democrats? terminal insanity. yet people assign great portent to the results — they aren't simply data to the voting puke, they are marching orders. strategy. poker. "what kind of hand have i been dealt when the circus comes to my town?" bleh.

the icing on this nut cake: oh, the whores have to physically be in the state! they have to show they give a fuck about that state. go out and shake some hands. listen to some opinions. chat up the waitress. talk to dimwits on phones while thousands listen in.

every morning i wake up and it's like finding out yeah, you really are back in this hellhole of nutjobs and perverts, chuck. where're ya gonna go? what rocket are you gonna take to get away from people who look at this and find it even mildly acceptable? i can't make computers by myself. i can't even tan a goddamned deer hide. i need other people. but do they have to be... these people? yikes.

be sure to get those delegates lined up! time to fight for your social program!

fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck.

not a damned thing has changed since elementary school. the psychos love to organize and build trenches through which the normalons file obediently. just make sure they get a coffee break. or lukewarm chocolate milk in a smelly cardboard carton.

me, i was always bitching. always wanted out. nah, the superiors had a plan. they'll caucus your ass right to death.

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posted by saltypig @ 11:44