fuck the bible, fuck the koran
one side features the "wabba wabba wabba" crowd yapping about jesus and their lunatic voodoo shtick. the other has the ol' "wabba wabba wabba" crowd yapping about mohammed and their lunatic voodoo shtick. of course, neither of these rascally stupid MFer groups can produce any hard evidence that their homo-erect-us jive turkey exists, or that he was worth a fuck when he allegedly did exist, but... there ya go; stuck in the middle with those dumb assholes.anyway, i know catholics loathe the bible about as much as RINOs loathe the US constitution, but this is stretching it even for the LRC papal-underwear-sniffing homo crowd ("OMG, what you're doing for our mass is so cool! i mean — latin, man. wow):
allow me to cheat a bit by offering a couplet o' bible verses — 1 Samuel 15:2–3 (BTW, anytime some neocon xtian religio-prick wants to get in your dentures about what a violent nutcase religion islam is, tell him to hire out a satellite photo service to get some perspective on the telephone pole growing from his eye):re: Hate Muslims and Want To Kill Them?
Posted by Lew Rockwell at January 6, 2008 04:01 AM
Writes a friend: "I have been emailing back and forth with former Presidential candidate Gary Bauer who runs the Christian website 'OurAmericanValues.org.' In one of his emails he actually said, 'I want to kill them before they kill us!' I asked him to supply me with the Bible verse that backs up that statement. He ended the conversation. It amazes me how far the Republican Party has fallen."
you bible fans know what's coming next, right? oh yeah, it's 1 Samuel 15:7–11!15:2 Thus saith the LORD of hosts, I remember that which Amalek did to Israel, how he laid wait for him in the way, when he came up from Egypt.
15:3 Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.
those damned "islamofascists"; their poop smelleth like ice cream not.15:7 And Saul smote the Amalekites from Havilah until thou comest to Shur, that is over against Egypt.
15:8 And he took Agag the king of the Amalekites alive, and utterly destroyed all the people with the edge of the sword.
15:9 But Saul and the people spared Agag, and the best of the sheep, and of the oxen, and of the fatlings, and the lambs, and all that was good, and would not utterly destroy them: but every thing that was vile and refuse, that they destroyed utterly.
15:10 Then came the word of the LORD unto Samuel, saying,
15:11 It repenteth me that I have set up Saul to be king: for he is turned back from following me, and hath not performed my commandments. And it grieved Samuel; and he cried unto the LORD all night.
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