huckabee is not funny
i've lost some of my couldn't-care-less vibe about the 2008 emperor selection fest. knowing that thwackabee, perhaps the most heinous assault on comedy since carrot top — and via the smiles and laughs of his fans a trenchant reminder of how artlessly stupid is the average man — had been given the ultimate imprimatur for his vile shtick... well, i believe it would just be more than i could stand.the vermin deserves a rope around his neck and a manly hoist, yet these goompah walking sofa hemorrhoids emit their version of sincere chuckles.
BTW, y'know how hard it is to play half-assed rock bass? i've had bed wetting episodes more difficult and inspiring.
to the gallows, taxabee the robber! give us the ultimate, verified sincere self-deprecation. that would make me laugh from the heart.
Labels: comedy, emperor factory
posted by saltypig @ 23:10
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