new world parenting
understanding better how recent waves of narcissistic hooligans infest the earth. i'm at a starbucks, sitting near a table composed of a mother, her friend, two toddlers, and the older asian nanny.the toddlers were granted long term access to two commuter mugs they swiped from a shelf across the store. while they mouthed them and fingered them with their snot hands, nobody said a thing. in between disgusting attentions to those tainted mugs, they jogged back to the shelf, scooping up armfulls of other commuter mugs and walking around the store with them doing the mouth/finger two-step. as if swatting a fly, the nanny would wait for them to attack, then arrive twenty seconds later and nudge them pathetically into giving up their booty. minute or two later it began again; they were fucking up anything — bags of coffee beans, signs, whatever. the nanny did nothing but react to these (un)trained pigs.
If you've got a pig that likes jumping fences, you have to make its fence a lot higher all at once. If you do it by increments, all you're doing is training a jumping pig.through it all, the "mother" completely ignored their abuse of the property of starbucks and the eventual buyers. not a blink. that alone wouldn't be a disaster if the nanny'd been instructed and handed authority to inculcate into the lives of the toddlers respect for others. nah, she was a professional fly swatter / jumping pig trainer, and the "mother" couldn't give a fuck less — oblivious, focused only on her friend while the nanny helped her kids suck.
~Henry Spencer (unconfirmed)
years later we meet and interact with the products of these wasted pieces of shit, and their further corrupted offspring. one remedy.
Labels: dishonor, douche patrol
posted by saltypig @ 11:21
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