the IDIOT

live by the sword, die by it. not going to analyze these snot-nosed outlandish claims by paul allen, beyond mentioning the rumor (doesn’t matter if true) that when airplanes were developed using corrugated aluminum, some french twats asserted that “their” big idea of having the corrugations run the length of the fuselage instead of vertically was intellectual “property” for which “royalties” were due anytime someone did the obvious.

paul allen should have these “patents” shoved up his diseased rectum until he moans or screams or whispers uncle:

U.S. PATENT NO. 6,263,507:

Allows a site to offer suggestions to consumers for items related to what they’re currently viewing, or related to online activities of others in the case of social-networking sites. (Accused violators: AOL, Apple, eBay, Google, Netflix, Office Depot, OfficeMax, Staples, Yahoo, YouTube)

U.S. PATENT NO. 6,034,652, U.S. PATENT NO. 6,788,314:

Enables ads, stock quotes, news updates or video images to flash on a computer screen, peripherally to a user’s main activity. (AOL, Apple, Google, Yahoo)

U.S. PATENT NO. 6,757,682:

Allows readers of a news story to quickly locate stories related to a particular subject, among other things. (AOL, Apple, eBay, Facebook, Google, Netflix, Office Depot, OfficeMax, Staples, Yahoo, YouTube)

and, of course, to hell with the crime gang enabling this unfunny and destructive joke.

a “reader” asks bozo anthony gregory about a perceived “pro-Islam bias”. gregory reads this, but who remains “reader”? the lowly fuck not in lew’s dugout.

I wrote to the reader:

are you preening retards truly unaware of this subtle attempt to outline a hierarchy? surely even with your limited cognizance you could find a neutral way of referring to each side of a discussion. here’s one way i got around it.

the “reader” shtick might be semi-tenable if hack anthony gregory wrote worth a fuck. know how hard it is to become an LRC writer? not very (obvious). you lesser pukes should stow your down-from-the-mountain air, however slight.

any surprise that look-at-me douche boy splattered his four+ paragraph precious gem on the main blog page in full without continuation? typical move from the LRC psycho brigade despite longstanding proscription by lew in the blog guidelines. some of the dullards appear to think of themselves as rothbardian one-draft wunderkinds, obviously not even reading their entries after hitting “post”.

whoopeee — it’s the “paleo-shaving revolution“!

um, yeah… let the world know when you pussies get down to a real shave. articles and posts praising the supposed pinnacle of purity and efficacy via a safety razor? please. toss the “real men regularly read bullshit articles about how to be a ‘man’” links and trade in those big-talkin’ flowered panties for a <$35 vintage ride that’s lasted 70+ years and still rarely needs sharpening. don’t talk paleo, bitch; be paleo.

eBay’s flooded with proven quality razors for peanuts. some research, a little practice, $40 in accessories, and — soap aside — you’ve the shaving thing permanently covered, in supreme style. and if here and there you accumulate a frazzled 7-day beard, enjoy booting those pain-in-the-ass clogged shavers toward the dump. straight razors don’t clog; they rinse like the wind, and with a paper towel or two don’t even need a sink for flawless operation and cleanup. some things haven’t been improved yet.

disliked this jackass from the start.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Abby Safe on Board Ile de la Reunion

Abby was safely transferred to the French fishing vessel Ile de la Reunion in the early hours of our morning. Fortunately, the weather had calmed down enough that a dinghy was able to be dispatched for Abby to climb into and to bring her close to the 100′ steel vessel.

We were able to speak to Abby very briefly once the transfer was complete. She sounded tired but good. She had a good sense of humor but was clearly in the early stages of coming to grips with everything.

We don’t have much more info at this time. The Australian Maritime Safety Authority’s Rescue Coordination Center is working with other ships in the area to determine another transfer to a vessel that will either bring her north of Mauritius to the island of La Reunion or east to Perth, Australia. Either way, it will likely be several weeks before Abby is back home in California.

We would like to give our immeasurable thanks to all of those involved in Abby’s successful rescue. Especially to the authorities, both national and international, that have worked together to successfully conduct this rescue. (more…)

in the running for most ludicrous LRC post ever (guest or regular), as lew continues his oil propaganda overcompensation shtick: (more…)

this guy pretends to study economics? i’m laughing at you, fraggle stick:

Why Are Environmentalists Complaining . . .

Posted by Thomas DiLorenzo on June 1, 2010 10:29 AM

. . . about the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? If the oil wasn’t being spilled into the gulf it would be refined into gasoline, pumped into our cars, and producing more air pollution. Aren’t they opposed to that, too? Isn’t that why they all drive around in those funny looking little toy “hybrid” cars?

the sort of nonsensical snide-shit the average LRC blogger thinks funny. let’s all have a collegial knob rub, if you will.

and BTW, pollyanna overcompensating douches at LRC, oil spills suck. they are not groovy. lew sets the silly tone, and the lemmings charge. all hail oil spills! something-something in latin!

retards.

an LRC blog post links to a near onion-style lament that hopeful goon recruits are being rejected by the borg because of confederate tattoos. not explained: why anyone with a confederate tattoo wants to be a fedgoon. lord above, could something be more pathetic than a milfare-recipient wannabe with a CSA tatt? should be funny, but it’s too sad.

Scratch a modern Southerner sporting a Confederate flag, and likely you’ll find a simpering faggot enthralled by US federal attachments. The odds are not absolute, but dreadful still. I see no way the beast Lincoln could have triumphed more completely in his vile aim than to have Southerners worshiping the consuming federal state while claiming Confederate heritage.

wrote before about this scam where cunt from hell allred, as a guild member, is allowed to blackmail people within “the system”.

David Boreanaz went public today with his extra-marital affair after Gloria Allred contacted Boreanaz’s lawyer and demanded six figures … sources tell TMZ. (more…)

posting ‘ayn rand, whipping girl for cowardly liars‘ just now reminded me of a post i’d thought of writing then dropped — an exposure of the posturing of pro douche raj patel. won’t take long! the chief exposure is to simply quote from the beginning of his book. (more…)

the hero meter is pegging in bill anderson’s quiet little redneck podunk white-trash meshuggeneh quiet mountain town.

Our road is a county road, which means that state trucks don’t throw down salt and other chemicals (that contaminate our wells), but the county trucks heroically have been coming up and down Pocahontas Road and at least making it passable. (I notice that at least one heroic local guy has been making the rounds with his own plow, thus showing that it is not just government that keeps our road from turning into a big snow drift.)

that’s just an unusual level of herocity, god almighty. the local guy and the county parasites? a fortunate, fortunate man.

took pics of a friend’s car recently to help him sell it online. to finish, i asked him to drive it onto the attractive grassy park area of the development where he owns a business. the light and background were perfect, and we got the necessary shots with a few minutes to spare. driving off the grass, we see a guy taking pictures of us, evincing a goofball psycho intensity.

wondering aloud what he was up to (some people had already stopped us to express interest in the car), my friend asked if he should check him out. suspecting what it turned out to be, i agreed. (more…)

blabbermouth david kramer steps in it more than usual today with this bullshit post, quoted fully: (more…)

puffer TDil writes,

Some time ago I invented the phrase “fascialism” to describe the American system of political economy.

(more…)

when writing at LRC you’re regularly swamped by adoring/congratulatory emails for nearly each post or article. takes a strong man to not let this transform him into a regal larry king, supposing every emitted syllable a gift bestowed from gifted head. here, the extra-voluminous david kramer gives you, the unwashed, the — wait for it — zapruder film! (more…)