Archive for ‘fantasy’ category

will you please go fuck yourself?

20111209 19:42

i beg you, schlobama.

via drudge flash (temporary link only, so not included):

[…] Kroft’s interview with Barack Obama will be broadcast on 60 MINUTES, Sunday Dec. 11 (7:00-8:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. […]

PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: […] I’m in the job of putting in place the tools that allow the economy to thrive and Americans to succeed. […]

hannibal lecter was saner, less harmful/delusional/devious than that blundering sociopathic mass-murdering market-destroyer skin whore buffoon. what an ass. and damn all the cock-slurping lemmings who shoved that diseased rat lackey into our lives. makes GB II look like a goddamn truth-spewing savant.

those fucking faggot jew christians

20110509 11:42

i thought i’d recalled everything stupid from the bible, until i happened to use google calculator just now to divide 15 by 24 and stumbled into this: (more…)

‘net neutrality’ and the stupids

20110214 21:00

can anyone even mildly aware of the recent egypt internet prick job cry out for “net neutrality”? yes. some people you cannot pound sense into. they are bred and cultivated as perma-children, hopelessly in love with the idea of fantastic overseer. oh, mommy, make things right with no friction. tell the bad men you’ll blow a whistle or something.

Michael from Public Knowledge sez, “Congress is getting ready to decide if we will have any Net Neutrality rules at all. If the proposed bill passes it will not only repeal the FCC’s current rules, but also prevent the FCC from making any net neutrality rules in the future. Without government-backed Net Neutrality rules ISPs will be free to pick and choose which websites work and which websites don’t. […more]

solution: introduce to the equation a party that wants desperately to squash dissent, and has everyone cowed via aggressive application of truncheons and worse. good plan.

worried about someone “free to pick and choose which websites work and which websites don’t”? pull your head outta yer fuckin’ ass, turd tumor.

‘Government should not intrude on private family matters’

20110123 17:09

like health care, ya monumentally dissonant boy?

what should “government” intrude on? that would be a nauseating “statement”.

‘Gordon on Logic’!

20101021 20:09

funny stuff from the LvMI dolts:

Gordon on Logic

7 weeks, January 13, 2011 – February 24, 2011

How to Think: An Introduction to Logic with David Gordon will present some of the essentials of logic—the science of correct reasoning. Deductive reasoning transmits truth from premises to conclusion. If one starts with true premises, and reasons correctly, the conclusion will be true also. We will identify common fallacies and give examples of these from discussions in politics and economics. The course will emphasize ordinary language reasoning rather than mathematical logic.Although we will stress practical applications, some of the philosophical issues that logic raises will also be covered. Whatever your field of study, you will find a grasp of logic of great help in your work.

david gordon’s the same idjit who pranced out this argument-by-authority claptrap. and this.

google this snippet

20100901 19:23

never did I guess the nightmare that unfolded

oops. bad poofitty posh poodle. but who could’ve foreseen? only those few million who rationally opposed the disaster for what we knew it would be. unlike the poodle, we tend to practice MYOB doctrine, not stepping on our sociopathic dicks at the expense of millions.

nothing rewards like failure when you’re in with the syndicate. who will “we” look to during times of failure but the “leader” who directed the failure? good plan. march of the worship of the dick steppers.

the value of nothing

20100426 04:28

posting ‘ayn rand, whipping girl for cowardly liars‘ just now reminded me of a post i’d thought of writing then dropped — an exposure of the posturing of pro douche raj patel. won’t take long! the chief exposure is to simply quote from the beginning of his book. (more…)

gasbag gary chugs on

20100419 01:22

he wanks today:

On April 13, the Rasmussen polling organization released the latest poll on political opinion. Voters were asked who they would vote for President. Result: President Obama, 42%; Ron Paul, 41%. No other Republican was in double-digits.

This was a bombshell. The Republican Establishment had previously dismissed his win at C-PAC (Conservative Political Action Conference) as manipulated. This was not a scientific poll, they said. But the Rasmussen poll was scientific. Ron Paul is neck-and-neck with Obama.

this is such obvious horse shit, it’s surprising even G-squared pirfles it. the related dreck from justin raimondo the other day was a pittance. (more…)

drool cuppers

20100306 11:06

watch the falsely labeled “libertarians” fawn and be teased over whether their cult leader will deign to aim for a position no man has a right to hold.

Ron Paul 2012?

Posted by Thomas Woods on March 6, 2010 08:53 AM

Here I figured out a way to ask this question that he couldn’t answer with “it’s too early to say….” [...]

“oh, ron — er, Dr. Paul… cutesy me once again, my lover. deny the core principle i aver. use my wealth to that end. let me man-crush you into history. i will cheer. i will shout your name. show us salvation via the state, as only you can.

[whisper] “bless the coming and going of him.”

what sort of person are you, flesh eating gomp?

20081104 04:55

were a martian to arrive on earth this week and be limited to goonited states LameStream Media for all information on humans, he’d likely conclude that the major binary division of the species centers not on sex, but rather religion — those who worship the god mcc–n (PBUH), and those who worship the god -b-m- (PBUH).

the scientifically rigorous martian might put his foot down should he escape the LSM bubble and find that there’s an unmentioned class of the same species which — presuming themselves as emerged from the same non-immaculately conceived setting as all other humans — determines that neither slave nor slaver is an acceptable position to champion or tolerate on this earth, much less hold. this is the class for which headlines such asThe morning after: Half of us will be disappointed” ring worse than nonsensical. was i, in the class of self-avowed non-deities, disappeared? appears to have been attempted, and perhaps executed.

our headline: “Millions disappointed by prospect of worsening stupidly violent mass cult problem(more…)

ron paul: 3-million-dollar bandit of peace

20080719 17:24

somehow the goon ron paul remains iconotastic primo god of LRC, even after they’ve had months to cool off and use their brains. today lew posted a fake magazine cover claiming that ron paul is “the Real Captain America”, “COMPLETE WITH INDESTRUCTIBLE SHIELD”. the “indestructible” shield? get ready: (more…)

the pathetic stephan kinsella

20080701 17:57

drivel boy’s feeling the pressure. after his public diss by LRC’s upstart golden boy robe sniffer — sniffed away hurriedly by a cantsellyaian peripheral wound lick — he’s back to do what? not show anyone where in the US constitution is contained language excluding generally the states from the constraints of the “bill of rights”. oh no!

steffy cantsellya has more argument by authority for ya, this time with the N word (negro). (more…)

cue hearty laughter

20080110 19:43

save us, massah. give us da medicines.

In a dramatic change of tone, Ben Bernanke on Thursday indicated that the Federal Reserve is ready to cut interest rates aggressively to ward off the risk of a US recession, sending stocks soaring.

The Fed chairman said “we stand ready to take substantive additional action as needed to support growth and to provide additional insurance against downside risks”.

(more…)

girls and boys, gather ’round, for…

20071224 20:43

the christmas miracle, a short story by [______]–

mary- hey joe, im preggers
joseph– but, you’re a virgin
mary- oh i know, can you believe it? it’s a christmas miracle!

and so, a two thousand year old religion with over a billion adherents world-wide was born

let us pray. and pass me some o’ dem shrimps. and some swamp chicken.