Archive for ‘idioticles’ category

happy pigs, in shit

20100114 10:11

most of the publishing truer (e.g., “austrian school”) praxeologists have missed the core disconnect between currency destruction and hyperinflation of prices. what is keeping prices comparatively stable after the recent ridiculous credit expansion? (more…)

Poll: Southerners want federal help, fear for jobs

20091111 08:54

AP:

A new poll shows Southerners are fretting about job loss and the economy, and don’t think the federal government is doing enough to help. [...] (more…)

Cop who saved shoppers from shooter: I am not a hero

20070214 04:11

happy cop worship day, everybody! to celebrate this regular day, i have decided to peel off another IDIOTicle from the corral, just for you fuckers. thank me if you must, but be home by ‘lebbun.

Cop who saved shoppers from shooter: I am not a hero

“Let me see some ID.”

I stared at his right hip, with its holstered sci-fi weapon. Taser. My eyes moved to his left hip. Pistol.

“Is that a request or a demand?”

He straightened. “It’s a demand.”

where else are you gonna get terror-filled, anticipatory prose like that, huh? but wait — there’s more! (more…)

This Dead America

20061214 21:00

where else but an IDIOTicle can one get ramped up romance, steamy homo sex scenes, and analysis of the 1861 cremation of the american south? c’mon ‘n’ git it, bitch!

This Dead America
Eventually, after my steadfast denial of her requests that I leave her home, she pulled a gun on me. I grabbed it, knocked her to the floor, pointed the barrel at her head, and fucked her.

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Scratch a modern Southerner sporting a Confederate flag, and likely you’ll find a simpering faggot enthralled by US federal attachments.

new old stock

20060310 12:23

added three IDIOTicles today. they were originally published elsewhere under a female pseudonym, so they’re old, but new here. no big deal; just wanted them in the archives.

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Shut Up!

20050509 05:00

you lucky fuckers. i’ve released another IDIOTicle from its pen.

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This Will Be Such a Popular Article

20050217 06:00

and here you thought that IDIOTicles had died of neglect. no way! this is the article with legs! this is the article with style! this is the article you’ll tell all of your valuable friends about!

a brief sample, though i really should charge for it: (more…)

Hope and Life

20050205 08:00

this is an article i wrote last year but never published. in trying to move this site more toward considerate articles and away from simple rants (easy to write, annoying to read), consider this the priming of the pump. not a great one, but it’s a start.

so have a look at the first new IDIOTicle! (more…)