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	<title>the IDIOT</title>
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		<title>drool cuppers</title>
		<link>http://saltypig.com/2010/03/drool-cuppers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 16:06:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[watch the falsely labeled &#8220;libertarians&#8221; fawn and be teased over whether their cult leader will deign to aim for a position no man has a right to hold.
Ron Paul 2012?
Posted by Thomas Woods on March 6, 2010 08:53 AM
Here I figured out a way to ask this question that he couldn’t answer with “it’s too [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>watch the <a href="http://www.lewrockwell.com/blog/lewrw/archives/52473.html">falsely labeled &#8220;libertarians&#8221;</a> fawn and be teased over whether their cult leader will deign to aim for a position no man has a right to hold.</p>
<blockquote><h4>Ron Paul 2012?</h4>
<p><span style="font-size:smaller;">Posted by Thomas Woods on March 6, 2010 08:53 AM</span></p>
<p>Here I figured out a way to ask this question that he couldn’t answer with “it’s too early to say….” [...]</p></blockquote>
<p>&#8220;oh, ron &mdash; er, Dr. Paul&hellip; cutesy me once again, my lover. deny the core principle i aver. use my wealth to that end. let me man-crush you into history. i will cheer. i will shout your name. show us salvation via the state, as only you can.</p>
<p>[whisper] &#8220;bless the coming and going of <a href="http://saltypig.com/2008/07/ron-paul-3-million-dollar-bandit-of-peace/">him</a>.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>servility via &#8216;license&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://saltypig.com/2010/03/servility-via-license/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 23:24:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>saltypig</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[does the rank silliness of situations like this never alarm the average blith?
[...] A lawyer for Corendon Airlines says the fake pilot had worked for the budget airline company for the last two years and had “expertly misled the company with his false papers”. At other airlines he had managed to pass tests with flying [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>does the rank silliness of <a href="http://www.rnw.nl/english/article/fake-pilot-arrested-schiphol-airport">situations like this</a> never alarm the average blith?</p>
<blockquote><p>[...] A lawyer for Corendon Airlines says the fake pilot had worked for the budget airline company for the last two years and had “expertly misled the company with his false papers”. At other airlines he had managed to pass tests with flying colours.</p>
<p>The lawyer called it pure luck that he had never flown alone and said the fake pilot will never pilot a Corendon Airlines flight again.</p></blockquote>
<p>the sub headline: &#8216;<strong>A pilot has been arrested at Amsterdam&#8217;s Schiphol Airport for flying passenger planes for 13 years with a false licence.</strong>&#8216;</p>
<p>guy must&#8217;ve really sucked at it to be caught in a mere 13-year period. he flies all that time without the official crime syndicate catching on, and the mouthpiece of the state (AKA &#8220;the fourth estate&#8221; ha!) labels him a &#8220;fake pilot&#8221;. children.</p>
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		<title>message for hayseeds</title>
		<link>http://saltypig.com/2010/02/message-for-hayseeds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 18:54:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>saltypig</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[oh, that glorious wikipedia &#8212; quoted authoritatively by mushbrains over the world.
again i attempt to correct the stupid: if the wikipedia article you&#8217;re quoting as an authority is properly written, it will list its sources, and those sources (preferably stripped to their origin), at best, are what you should quote. original research is, with only [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh, that glorious wikipedia &mdash; quoted authoritatively by mushbrains over the world.</p>
<p>again i attempt to correct the stupid: <strong>if the wikipedia article you&#8217;re quoting as an authority is properly written, it will list its sources, and those sources (preferably stripped to their origin), at best, are what you should quote.</strong> original research is, with only extremely rare exception, prohibited by wikipedia policy.</p>
<p>me, <a href="http://www.economicpolicyjournal.com/2010/02/its-time-for-apology-to-ron-paul.html#c5833498375535872455">writing the author</a> of a post lew rockwell <a href="http://www.lewrockwell.com/blog/lewrw/archives/51846.html">pointed to</a> as a supposed refutation of helicopter bernanke:</p>
<blockquote><p>&quot;Even wikipedia&quot;.</p>
<p>absent referral to the direct source(s) that any properly written wikipedia article <em>must</em> have for any assertion (thereby bypassing wikipedia, except perhaps to say it&#39;s where you found your source), &quot;wikipedia&quot; is essentially a fancy way of saying &quot;someone no one&#39;s ever heard of&quot;, while pretending it bears great weight.</p>
<p>then, in perspective, &quot;Even [someone you&#39;ve never heard of]&quot; says blah blah? wow!</p>
<p>it marks you.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Breaking a Law…That Doesn’t Exist Yet</title>
		<link>http://saltypig.com/2010/02/breaking-a-law%e2%80%a6that-doesn%e2%80%99t-exist-yet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 00:18:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[generally don&#8217;t care anymore what the &#8220;supreme court&#8221; says about jack, but will be paying attention to the increased mess they could launch &#8220;ruling&#8221; on this one, for it&#8217;s a blatant violation of both the commerce and ex post facto clauses of the slimy doc.
[...] When authorities checked Carr&#8217;s criminal history, they discovered that he [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>generally don&#8217;t care anymore what the &#8220;supreme court&#8221; says about jack, but will be paying attention to the increased mess they could launch &#8220;ruling&#8221; on <a href="http://www.newsweek.com/id/234031">this one</a>, for it&#8217;s a blatant violation of both the <a href="http://constitution.org/cons/constitu.htm#con1.8.3">commerce</a> and <em><a href="http://constitution.org/cons/constitu.htm#con1.9.3">ex post facto</a></em> clauses of the slimy doc.<span id="more-2579"></span></p>
<blockquote><p>[...] When authorities checked Carr&#8217;s criminal history, they discovered that he had previously committed a sex offense and was not registered as a sex offender under Indiana state law or the federal statute called the Sex Offender Registration and Notification Act (SORNA). Carr was clearly in violation of Indiana law, but claims he shouldn&#8217;t be subject to punishment under SORNA, a law that went into effect more than a year after he moved to Indiana and three years after committing the sex offense. [...]</p></blockquote>
<p>will not be surprising if, as usual, the cloaked tyrants rule based on a romper-room lord-schoolmarm assessment of &#8220;society&#8221;, rather than dispassionate parsing of the &#8220;<a href="http://constitution.org/cons/constitu.htm#con6.1.2">supreme Law</a>&#8221; they <a href="http://constitution.org/cons/constitu.htm#con6.1.3">swore to support</a>. fun to note, again, that &#8220;supreme&#8221; is not capitalized anywhere in the US constitution.</p>
<p>this in the article (shocker):</p>
<blockquote><p>[...] Some legal scholars speculate that enacting SORNA was the federal government&#8217;s way of usurping power from the states to more harshly punish sex offenders. &#8220;The state laws work,&#8221; [John Marshall Law School's Corey] Yung says. &#8220;For the federal government to take over cases merely because someone passes between states seems wrong. At that point, why even have state criminal laws?&#8221; Essentially, the federal government could claim to have jurisdiction over specific issues when individuals cross state lines at any point in their lives. &#8220;It&#8217;s a genuine threat to the liberty of citizens,&#8221; he adds. [...]</p></blockquote>
<p>sounds <a href="http://www.duiblog.com/2007/06/07/the-germ-of-dissolution/">familiar</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>It has long been my opinion, and I have never shrunk from its expression,&#8230; that the germ of dissolution of our Federal Government is in the constitution of the Federal Judiciary&#8211;an irresponsible body (for impeachment is scarcely a scare-crow), working like gravity by night and by day, gaining a little today and a little tomorrow, and advancing its noiseless step like a thief over the field of jurisdiction until all shall be usurped from the States and the government be consolidated into one. To this I am opposed.</p></blockquote>
<p>(from <a href="http://saltypig.com/2008/08/the-goal-to-rule/">this guy</a>.)</p>
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		<title>careful there, ye gentle terrorists</title>
		<link>http://saltypig.com/2010/02/careful-there-ye-gentle-terrorists/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 17:39:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>saltypig</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[a highly organized group of international terrorists, funded primarily by sympathizers in their host country, struck a group of minibuses, killing at least 27 civilians. the outcry from the sloozer &#8220;news&#8221; media? they should be more careful.
KABUL—U.S. Special Operations Forces ordered an airstrike that killed at least 27 civilians in southern Afghanistan and the soldiers [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>a highly organized group of international terrorists, funded primarily by <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=%22support%20the%20troops%22">sympathizers</a> in their host country, struck a group of minibuses, killing at least 27 civilians. the outcry from the sloozer &#8220;news&#8221; media? they should <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704057604575080640203691352.html?mod=WSJ_hpp_MIDDLETopStories">be more careful</a>.<span id="more-2571"></span></p>
<blockquote><p>KABUL—U.S. Special Operations Forces ordered an airstrike that killed at least 27 civilians in southern Afghanistan and the soldiers may not have satisfied rules of engagement designed to avoid the killing of innocents, Afghan and coalition officials said Monday.</p>
<p>The airstrike Sunday hit a group of minibuses in a remote part of the south near the border between Uruzgan and Daykundi provinces. The area is hundreds of miles from Marjah, where the largest allied offensive since 2001 is now in its second week. But the airstrike nonetheless illustrated one of the major problems for coalition forces as they try to win over civilians in Marjah and across Afghanistan: figuring out who is a civilian and who is an insurgent—and not killing the civilians. [...]</p></blockquote>
<p>outrage? fuggedaboudit. these <em>special</em> terrorists all dress the same and&#8230;</p>
<p>shit, i&#8217;m forgetting the other essential traits for transforming the deplorable into mere wrist-slappery. team helmets? web site? fuck!</p>
<p>on &#8220;insurgent&#8221;: <a href="http://saltypig.com/2007/10/when-a-neocon-uses-a-word/">when a neocon uses a word</a></p>
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		<title>ultimate discord</title>
		<link>http://saltypig.com/2010/02/ultimate-discord/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 20:07:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[despite the sick subject, i burst out laughing after reading this:
[...] Hunter&#8217;s son, Ken Hunter, said he&#8217;s alarmed by comments that called the pilot a hero.
&#8220;How can you call someone a hero who after he burns down his house, he gets into his plane &#8230; and flies it into a building to kill people?&#8221; Hunter [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>despite the sick subject, i burst out laughing after reading <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,587132,00.html?test=latestnews">this</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>[...] Hunter&#8217;s son, Ken Hunter, said he&#8217;s alarmed by comments that called the pilot a hero.</p>
<p>&#8220;How can you call someone a hero who after he burns down his house, he gets into his plane &#8230; and flies it into a building to kill people?&#8221; Hunter told ABC.&#8221; &#8220;My dad Vernon did two tours of duty in Vietnam. My dad&#8217;s a hero.&#8221; [...]</p></blockquote>
<p>requisite premise for such insanity: before destroying, get a &#8220;permit&#8221;. from who? the world&#8217;s biggest crime gang.</p>
<p>cavemen had more acuity.</p>
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		<title>all the kids are doing it</title>
		<link>http://saltypig.com/2010/02/all-the-kids-are-doing-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 02:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>saltypig</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[chalk up as most useless internet trend from the last year: thwapping a non-programmatic &#8220;@&#8221; in front of the name of someone you&#8217;re talking to or about.
it&#8217;s unnecessary. it&#8217;s sheeplike. it&#8217;s stupid. use the person&#8217;s name. get your nose out of the herd&#8217;s ass.
death to the useless @ (useful on twitter and in email addresses, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>chalk up as most useless internet trend from the last year: thwapping a non-programmatic &#8220;@&#8221; in front of the name of someone you&#8217;re talking to or about.</p>
<p>it&#8217;s unnecessary. it&#8217;s sheeplike. it&#8217;s stupid. use the person&#8217;s name. get your nose out of the herd&#8217;s ass.</p>
<p>death to the useless @ (useful on twitter and in email addresses, of course). and take &#8220;hat tip&#8221; to the dumpster on your way, with &#8220;form factor&#8221;, &#8220;price point&#8221;, wah, wahnk, blahnk, blah.</p>
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		<title>fuck the state house accordionists</title>
		<link>http://saltypig.com/2010/02/fuck-the-state-house-accordionists/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 01:52:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>saltypig</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[it&#8217;s already started, these loathsome goon-felchers:
The announcement of Paul&#8217;s win, a surprise victory unlikely to have a major impact on the 2012 presidential contest,
you can hear the vermin praying, &#8220;please, god. please make this disturbing fuck go away.&#8221;
this is the &#8220;objective&#8221; press, of course. fuck you all. you&#8217;re worthless, dying, and getting funnier daily. this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>it&#8217;s <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/02/20/conservatives.meeting/?hpt=T1">already started</a>, these loathsome goon-felchers:</p>
<blockquote><p>The announcement of Paul&#8217;s win, a surprise victory unlikely to have a major impact on the 2012 presidential contest,</p></blockquote>
<p>you can hear the vermin praying, &#8220;please, god. please make this disturbing fuck go away.&#8221;</p>
<p>this is the &#8220;objective&#8221; press, of course. fuck you all. you&#8217;re worthless, dying, and getting funnier daily. this assertion from a ron paul hater, BTW.</p>
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		<title>done with bloglines</title>
		<link>http://saltypig.com/2010/02/done-with-bloglines/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 00:58:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[through complacency i stayed with bloglines (free service, so can&#8217;t bitch overmuch) for years, until this week. diagnosing what seemed to be a huge error in the feeds for this new, wordpress blog version, it ended up being bloglines only. sucks. spent too much time testing wordpress and various plugins, when they were apparently running [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>through complacency i stayed with bloglines (free service, so can&#8217;t bitch overmuch) for years, until this week. diagnosing what seemed to be a huge error in the feeds for this new, wordpress blog version, it ended up being bloglines only. sucks. spent too much time testing wordpress and various plugins, when they were apparently running smoothly.</p>
<p>so i bowed to the empire and signed up for reader (yet another google thing), while balancing that with basically leaving blogger and &mdash; however brief our association &mdash; feedburner (an unnecessary product if ever one, from my hack perspective). had never used google reader. it&#8217;s far better than the dormant bloglines.</p>
<p>google continues to emerge from its embryo form; embryo of baby <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=skynet">skynet</a>. voluntarists, watch your asses with these sanctimonious clowns. damned if i sign up for gmail.</p>
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		<title>the big man does what he did</title>
		<link>http://saltypig.com/2010/02/the-big-man-does-what-he-did/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 23:06:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>saltypig</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[yeah, it&#8217;s a triple&#8211;quad whammy of pop loserdom touting luciano pavarotti singing giacomo puccini&#8217;s Nessun dorma from Turandot, but sometimes&#8230; sometimes ya just gotta not let that get in the way. by god, what majestic life. sit back and give yourself a clear measly 4 minutes to take this in, horrible tech quality and all:

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yeah, it&#8217;s a triple&ndash;quad whammy of pop loserdom touting luciano pavarotti singing giacomo puccini&#8217;s <em>Nessun dorma</em> from <em>Turandot</em>, but sometimes&#8230; sometimes ya just gotta not let that get in the way. by god, what majestic life. sit back and give yourself a clear measly 4 minutes to take this in, horrible tech quality and all:</p>
<p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VATmgtmR5o4&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VATmgtmR5o4&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>
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